Conversations with Cookie pt. 1

Every morning I wake up and eventually text Cookie. Sometimes this is while driving, sometimes this is during a successful J.P. ...point being...it HAPPENS. Some days well... things get really, really, REALLY amusing. At least to me they do. I've determined I find them funny enough to want to post them here. I don't really care what the rest of the world thinks though I do hope to make SOMEONE laugh besides myself.

Here is an excerpt from today's conversation in which we discuss part of my wedding...

ME: since you are best cookie does that mean we also get rehearsal dinner empanadas?
COOKIE: mhm just for you!
ME: yay!!!

ME:
COOKIE:
ME: /empanada dance
COOKIE: woohoo!
ME: you havent seen the empanada dance yet...
COOKIE: I wasn't aware you actually had an empanada dance ...
ME: it kinda looks like a retarded crab eating peanut butter...
COOKIE: LOL!!!
COOKIE: when did you invent this??
ME: sometime between 5 minutes ago and just now
COOKIE: did you actually do it as you planned it out?
ME: ...maybe.

That's just a brief glimpse of our antics. In other news, another friend of mine promised me a pterodactyl today. I just have to sign some form of silly safety waiver. I mean...jeesh..it's a PTERODACTYL. I get my OWN effing DINOSAUR. That is WIN.

In other, other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALLIE AKA BURRITO!!!!! I drew this picture for her to celebrate!

It's supposed to be a birthday burrito...yes...I know...horrible attempt... It's the thought that counts! Jeesh, people. (Please note that Allie in no way, shape or form actually resembles the pictured burrito.)

That's all for now!

Maybe tomorrow I'll post pictures of the empanada dance.