Well kids, today is June 7th, 2011 and it's been almost a year since I remembered I have a blog! This happens to me a lot. Mostly when life starts happening at a greater pace than I can keep track of. I included a picture of Smurfs in hopes of expediting the earning of your forgiveness for my negligence.
Mini update-
1.) I did get married. December 12, 2010. I had a fairly small wedding at the local Unitarian church and pretty much did everything myself with a lot of help from some very wonderful friends of mine. Below is an example of how I am accurately dramatizing how we all felt that day:
Granted, I was also incredibly excited to be married. FB is no longer FB but will now be referred to as "Hubs". I love him because he puts up with my ridiculous nicknames. Here you can see him giving me "that look":
I would like to point out that I also had the BEST CAKE TOPPER IN EXISTENCE. No other cake topper will ever in a million years live up to how awesome mine was. Unless they manage to duplicate mine and then wave a magic wand and make it come to life. Then it would surpass the supreme excellence of my cake topper:
So that basically sums up the wedding. There was an awesome cake topper. Hubs and I went to Disney for the honeymoon. We stayed at the wonderful Boardwalk hotel near Epcot and ate more food than any human should ever consume. It was the tastiest week of my life. It was also the most memorable and magical and I wanna go back RIGHT NOW!
2.) I'm currently 36 weeks pregnant. Yes, you read that correctly. I have a parasitic human living inside me. His name is Sebastian Dillon and will pretty much be born any time now, even though the official due date is July 4th. I am ecstatic. I am nervous. I am tired of peeing every 45 minutes. Hubs basically feels the same. He has been peeing every 45 minutes too. We call this empathetic urination.
3.) There really isn't a legitimate #3 that can really compete with the first two. I get to go on official maternity leave soon. That excites me. I hope to be productive and maybe do some writing. This can only be accomplished if I ignore video games. Dammit.
4.) I need to pee.
5.) I am hitting the "publish" button and then fully plan on going to the bathroom and urinating.
